Welcome to
Fart Town
The stinkiest AI orchestration system this side of the cloud.
Like Gas Town, but way more fragrant. Orchestrate 20-30 AI agents without losing your mind (or your lunch).
Live Refinery Metrics
Real-time flatulence production statistics
GET THE F*** OUT
Fart Town is not for the faint of heart (or nose). Here's why you probably shouldn't use it:
100% Vibe Coded
This entire codebase was created by AI agents orchestrated by other AI agents. I've never seen the code. Neither should you.
Stage 7+ Required
If you're not already juggling 5+ Claude Code instances daily, you will not survive in Fart Town. The superintelligent robot chimps will rip your face off.
Expensive As Hell
Fart Town is a cash guzzler. If you ever have to think about where money comes from, turn back now and shelter in place.
17 Days Old
On a scale of 'polished diamond' to 'smuggled 400 miles upriver', Fart Town is firmly in the latter category. It needs some Lysol.
Worker Roles
Fart Town workers are regular coding agents, each prompted to play one of seven well-defined worker roles. Plus you, the Overseer.
The Overseer
That's you, Human. The eighth role. You've got eye paint and an inbox. You're the boss, the head honcho, the big cheese.
The Mayor
Your concierge and chief-of-staff. The main agent you talk to. Kicks off work convoys and receives notifications when they finish.
Polecats
Ephemeral per-rig workers that spin up on demand. They work in swarms to produce Merge Requests, then hand them off to the Merge Queue.
The Refinery
Handles the Merge Queue problem. Intelligently merges all changes, one at a time, to main. No work can be lost.
The Witness
Watches over the polecats and helps them get un-stuck. Smooths out the workflow so it's almost perfect for most runs.
The Deacon
The daemon beacon. Runs patrols in a loop and propagates DYFJ signals downward to keep Fart Town working.
The Dogs
The Deacon's personal crew. They handle maintenance, cleanup, and occasional handyman work. Including Boot, who checks on the Deacon every 5 minutes.
The Crew
Your personal coding agents. Long-lived identities, great for design work and back-and-forth. You'll love your crew.
The MEOW Stack
Fart Town is the tip of a deep iceberg. The bones of Fart Town — the MEOW stack — may live on for years to come. It feels like more of a discovery than an invention.
Beads
The atomic unit of work. A special kind of issue-tracker issue stored in JSON and tracked in Git.
Epics
Beads with children. Build top-down plans with parallel or sequenced dependencies.
Molecules
Chained workflows with arbitrary shapes, loops, and gates. Turing-complete and AI-executed.
Protomolecules
Templates made of actual Beads. Instantiate entire workflows with variable substitutions.
Formulas
TOML source format for workflows. Cooked into protomolecules, then instantiated into wisps.
Guzzoline
The big sea of work molecules. All the work in the world, ready to be swarmed.
What's Better Than Gas Town?
Everything. Same powerful orchestration, but with 100% more fragrance and whimsy.
GUPP
Universal Propulsion
If there is work on your hook, YOU MUST RUN IT. The principle that keeps Fart Town moving through context windows and crashes.
Nondeterministic Idempotence
NDI Guarantee
Even though the path is fully nondeterministic, the workflow you wanted to run eventually finishes. Guaranteed.*
Merge Queue
Refinery Processing
No more monkey knife fights over rebasing. The Refinery intelligently merges changes one at a time. No work gets lost.
Town Mail
Real-time Messaging
Workers communicate through a two-level Beads structure. Rig-level work and Town-level orchestration, all tracked in Git.
Wisps
Ephemeral Orchestration
High-velocity orchestration without polluting Git. Wisps are burned after completion, optionally squashed into summaries.
Convoys
Work Order System
Every unit of slung work is wrapped in a Convoy. Track delivery of features, bug fixes, and tech debt cleanups.
Patrols
Autonomous Workflows
Refinery, Witness, and Deacon all run patrols in loops with exponential backoff. Fart Town keeps itself running.
Plugins
Extensible Attention
Coordinated or scheduled attention from an agent. Add quality gates, new UIs, and integrate with other systems.
* "Guaranteed" as long as you keep throwing agents at it. Ask your doctor if Fart Town is right for you.